My New Pen Pal
So I found this ad for couple seeking friends in Atlanta and have subsequently ended up with a new pen pal. We all know how hard it is to make friends as a couple. Imagine the chances of finding four people who genuinely want to spend time together. So, I sent this in based on the list of qualifications they require.
What these jokers don’t realize (scoring us at only 75%) is that we specialize in guilty pleasures. Um, I have a Yanni CD, alright. That is like a tsunami to your Jersey Shore. I had to stop listening to it when “Sleeping With The Enemy” came out in 1991. Too much similarity between Yanni and Julia Roberts’ psycho husband.
At any rate, I will have to have a consultation with my husband about which guilty pleasure to put out there. They are kind of like stars in the sky, a bunch of little pricks, a Lite Brite–if you will–of unsavory delights.